1.22.2009

WARNING

WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS GRAPHIC LANGUAGE. READ NO FURTHER IF THE WORD "NUT" OFFENDS YOU. OH, AND PLEASE FORGIVE TRADD.

Scene: Tradd lays naked on the changing table as I prepare to diaper him and put on his jammies. His tiny hand rests "down there"....

Tradd: Mom, my nut.

Me: Your what?

Tradd: MY NUT (Louder and with great expression)

Me: Son, that's your testicle.

Tradd: No. It's my nut, Mom.

Me: Ok...just don't touch it.

These are the conversations I have to have...
and they are 3.
Folk, this is going to get interesting.

3 comments :

  1. That is hilarious, Misty!!! lol I hope you and are family are doing well.

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  2. Anonymous7:33 PM

    Who did they hear that from?????
    Dad maybe? It doesn't matter - they're precious just precious!
    Nuts and all!!!! Love Gigi

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  3. Anonymous9:40 PM

    Buddy asked me how to spell "Tuck The Wee-Wee" today...I peed a lil over that one. C

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