WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS GRAPHIC LANGUAGE. READ NO FURTHER IF THE WORD "NUT" OFFENDS YOU. OH, AND PLEASE FORGIVE TRADD.
Scene: Tradd lays naked on the changing table as I prepare to diaper him and put on his jammies. His tiny hand rests "down there"....
Tradd: Mom, my nut.
Me: Your what?
Tradd: MY NUT (Louder and with great expression)
Me: Son, that's your testicle.
Tradd: No. It's my nut, Mom.
Me: Ok...just don't touch it.
These are the conversations I have to have...
and they are 3.
Folk, this is going to get interesting.
That is hilarious, Misty!!! lol I hope you and are family are doing well.
ReplyDeleteWho did they hear that from?????
ReplyDeleteDad maybe? It doesn't matter - they're precious just precious!
Nuts and all!!!! Love Gigi
Buddy asked me how to spell "Tuck The Wee-Wee" today...I peed a lil over that one. C
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