The Answers

I'm working on writing a book about twins...here is what I have so far...leave me a comment and tell me what you think...

Title: The Answers

Dedication: To Tradd and Jackson, I hope you both have a set of twin BOYS when you grow up. Much Love, Mama
To Mothers of Twins, good luck, you are gonna need it.

Yes, they are twins. Yes, two boys. They are (x) months old. Yes, I do have my hands full. Yes, they are identical. Yes, I can tell them apart. How? Because I'm the mama. No, twins don't run in my family. No, we were not on fertility drugs. Yes, we do go through a lot of diapers. No, I do not want to be in your "twins club"...wait...do y'all drink at those meetings? Thank you, I know they are adorable.

The End

I'm pretty sure I've got a best seller on my hands.....


  1. You are hillarious!! Miss you!

  2. I'm already working on the next book in the series...

    Yes, they are twins. Yes, two boys. No, they are NOT identical (didn't you notice that one has blue eyes & one has brown?) Yes, I'm sure they're not identical. I'm glad it's me and not you also. I will not tell you who is the "smart one" or the "bad one". I refuse to give them labels. I don't know how I do it...I just do.

    The End

    Misty, I think we better start looking for an agent to publish these gems!

  3. Anonymous12:27 AM

    Yep - you were in a mood. I'll drink to that!

  4. If you find a club that serves cocktails, I'll try to pass mine off as twins too.

  5. Anonymous12:42 PM

    Would love a hardback edition. Make sure you include pictures - lots of pictures!!!!!!

  6. Anonymous12:55 AM

    HA! thats fabulous!

    i don't have twins- but i do have four kids- three boys- (one still inside ;) )
    "yes, i have my hands full, yes i know what causes it, no we weren't "trying to get our girl", no we're not catholic. :

    we could all chip in here and make a series!

  7. Hey Misty, I really like the fancy new look!